Barbarian Challenge 2012

So we did it.  We actually finished the Barbarian Challenge in Gadsden on June 23, 2012.  I was a little nervous but confident I could handle it - yeah, that was BEFORE I actually got there and BEFORE I started running the course.  During the race, there were times I just wanted to survive.  Yes, it was that hard. 

We didn't run in the first heat as that was supposed to be for those people who wanted to win it all.  Well, I wanted to win it all but, come on, this was my first one.  So we ran in the second heat at 9 a.m.  While we were waiting to be let loose, the first guy from the first heat came across the finish line.  We all cheered and pumped our fists encouraging him to cross.  He did - in 48 minutes.  I thought, "Yeah, I can do this.  He is not even muddy and he finished at a decent time." 

So with all the confidence in the world, they let us go.  First obstacle - climbing over two lines of rusted cars.  Easy.  Second obstacle - military crawl through a mud pit with electrified wires at your back.  Yep, I got shocked at the very end - I was not at all thrilled about that.  After that, it becomes a blur.  There was a creek we had to go through but they didn't have the end of that stretch marked clearly so about 50 of us (in the front) kept going down the creek.  Well, finally someone yells for us to come back because we went to far.  Cost us probably 6 minutes (there and back) and then we were in the middle to end of the pack. Then came the hills.  There were some water obstacles - I think one of them was a giant dumpster filled with water you had to jump in, go under some buoys and jump out - there were some rocks we had to scale down and a giant slip-n-slide down a giant hill.  I have a nice bruise on my left upper thigh from a nice rock under the tarp they put down.  So at some point there was a rope climb - hand over hand.  I was impressed that I actually got up the rope and rang the bell.  The problem was, I had to wait about 5 minutes for my turn - Hello people, two ropes are not enough for heats of 200 people.  Seriously, think about it.  So that waiting allowed one of my teammates to catch up (seriously, I was about 4 minutes ahead).  Ugh!  The only thing I have on these guys is endurance!  They are way stronger and way taller (i.e. longer strides) than me.  And he didn't complete the rope climb - he tried and slid down and decided to move on.  Oh and the slide down - let's just say I had rope burns in unmentionable places that required me to wear spandex under everything for two days. Yikes!

And then there were the hills.  This is the part I thought I would not survive.  Seriously, "hills" is not a realistic description of these things.  I literally was bear crawling up some of them.  And they just went on and on and on.  I don't know how many of them there were but it seemed like a million. 
I found a running buddy at one point - we kept encouraging each other to just pick 'em up and put 'em down.  It's all you could do at points.  But I finished, and that is what matters.
And I finsihed nicely too (if I do say so myself)!  14 out of 133 for my age group, 192 out of 869 overall.  Our clan came in 7th out of 35 clans (Yay Coach Crystal Fitness Clan)!  Oh and I beat two male members of our clan by a good 8 minutes (yeah, I am the only female in our obstacle course group).  The other male member beat me by 1 second.  He actually waited for me at the finish line before crossing - he said he felt it wasn't fair to beat me since he didn't really do the rope climb.  Eh, I'll take it.



So here are my lessons learned:

1.  Wear spandex under your running shorts or wear running pants (avoid rope burn at all costs!).
2.  I am not as fit as I thought I was.
3.  There is a secret (unknown to me) to finishing this thing or the guy that finished in 48 minutes cheated. 
4.  The human race is naturally encouraging and helpful when thrown into a challenging situation (we all encouraged each other along the way).
5.  I need to challenge myself more with my workouts if I ever hope to finish faster.
6.  Lock the port-o-potty door when you are changing (I forgot and the poor guy that opened the door got a nice view of my very large white behind).
7.  Looks can be decieving - I was very unimpressed with the set up when we first arrived but would definitely do this again and recommend it to others!
8.  Running is better with friends.
9.  Do not eat an "everything" bagel before racing.  The onion flavor does not taste good as you burp it up along the race course.
10. Sometimes the people in front don't know where the hell they are going.  :o)